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Name: Allison
Country: United States
State: Kansas
Metro: Lenexa
Birthday: 7/20/1988
Gender: Female
Interests: myself. oh, and i guess theatre, ra/tv, soccer, tennis, reading, making/hearing bad jokes, mocking people, failing pre-calc yet being a member of NHS at the same time, and eating large amounts of food with jaymie...
Expertise: Ok, i'm not going to pretend that i'm not an expert at everything. Because i am. I know everything. I know that at this moment you are probably rolling your eyes and thinking: "she doesn't know EVERYTHING". Oh, but i do...
Occupation: Supervisory
Industry: Art
Message: message me
AIM:  browniebabe7703
Member Since:
2/15/2005
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| Orientation was boring. While I was trapped in seminars about
"101 ways to use your KU card" and other fascinating presentations, my
mom skipped her last session, walked to a bar with another mom and was
taught how to play beer pong by a group of college men.
"Allison, have you ever heard of this...ping pong and beer game?"
And to think this woman is my role model...
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| Soo...if your director of a show you are in starts crying two days in a row telling you how bad you are, and that she's not even going to invite her friends to this show, that means you're making good progress, right? RIGHT???
Come see Into the Woods. It'll be a blast. | | |
| For the first time in my pathetic life, I drove on the highway....all by myself!
I feel empowered.
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| Today, me and my sister were attacked. Before I go any further, I
would like to state that I have absolutely nothing against any
religion, just it being forcefully pressed upon people. My sister
and I were shopping at Target, and were browsing the hair dye section,
looking at non-permanent dyes. We were speaking of whether to dye
our hair red or purple, and which one would freak Mom out more before
she found out it came out in 8-10 washes, when a smiling dark haired
lady wheeled her cart up next to us. We thought she too wanted to
look at the dye, so we apologized and stepped out of her way, when she
turned to my sister, still smiling, and said: "Repeat after me: Jesus
loves me..." My sister, clearly not knowing how to react, but not
wanting to be rude, repeated an entire prayer, which was insanely long,
after the smiling lady.
I kept trying to politely interject, "Ma'am, we're just trying to buy
hair dye...", but she was too busy saving my sister to notice me.
After the prayer, she turned to leave, but instead advanced on me,
still creepily smiling, saying "Repeat after me..." I don't take
kindly to having religion pressed on me, so before I knew it, "I'M
JEWISH!!" burst out of my mouth. Her smile faltered a little, but
she just said, "That's okay, God loves all people," and wheeled her
cart away.
WHO DOES THAT?? I have great respect for people who have a faith,
but who goes up to random kids in Target and makes them pray?
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wish I could explain in words how cute I think these stupid little
bunnies are...but instead I'll leave you with pictures and a mission:
Watch Wallace and Grommit and the Curse of the Were Rabbit...
